it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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