I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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