He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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