He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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