Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I love you. Go after that dick
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
