Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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