Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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