Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hell yes lets make some ravioli
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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