I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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