You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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