I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the day after is always just damage control
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
