is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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