I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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