ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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