We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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