her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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