i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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