sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
