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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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