I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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