Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Boobs are out for the taking
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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