Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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