Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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