the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
wow bdsm is so cute
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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