So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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