If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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