fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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