i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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