Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
