Well apparently he's into motor boating.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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