Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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