quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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