This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
