Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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