idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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