I need help removing her.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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