i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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