This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize