I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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