i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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