Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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