I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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