Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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