Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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