I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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