i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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