Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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