There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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