He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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