Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
