found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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