Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't deserve a penis
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
