just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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