sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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