I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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