JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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