Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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