I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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