I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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