This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week