I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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