we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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